Won’t You Kiss Me, Doctor? - Funny Jokes

"“Won’t you kiss me, doctor,”

asks a beautiful woman.

“No, it would be against my code of ethics,”

says the doctor.

“Please just one kiss,”

begs the woman.

“It’s completely out of the question,”

he goes on.

“I shouldn’t even really be having s*x with you.”"

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