At The Train Station - Funny Jokes

"The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”

I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my wife!

He said, “Why? Is she super-hot too?

I said, “No, she’s an optometrist!”"

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