Andy Is Put In A Cell - Funny Jokes

"Andy is put in a cell with a dirt floor and only one window.

The window is too high for him to reach.

The only thing in the cell is a shovel.

He won’t be able to get any food or water and only has two days to escape or he’ll die.

Andy can’t dig a tunnel because it will take him much longer than two days to do it.

How will Andy escape from the cell?"

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