A Police Officer Stops A Blond - Funny Jokes

"A police officer stops a blonde for speeding

and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”"

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